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2002-09-10 - 7:07 p.m.

So people need to know about the boot. If they go out drinking with someone,

anyone,

they should be aware that in strange places out there the boot exists, and people can manipulate you right into it though it is very muc to be avoided. Some people think it is great. They don't find it wretchedly disgusting at all.

The boot is a big glass boot. It looks like a boot but I am sure that it wears very differently. It probably holds 3 pitchers of beer.

The idea is this, a group of people buy a boot, and they pass it around in a circle in one consistent direction. It never gets set down. The toe has to always point toward the center of the table.

You drink straight from the boot.

Every grody person does. Yuk.

If you kick the boot, the person who passes it to you has to buy the next boot.

Yes, I kicked a boot, but I hadn't really planned on it and ended up swallowing a LOT of beer at once.

Later I got to consider all the saliva I swallowed as well.

the only reason I agreed was because it was my first time out with a group of people I had not really met before, and it was not for me to say what we should and shouldn't do. In fact, I didn't really know what the fuck I was doing until a full boot was on the table.

So, if someone asks you out drinking with a wicked glimmer in their eye, you might clarify: we won't be drinking from footwear, will we?

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